Bite-sized motorcycle reviews

Add your own reviews - the best ones will be added, with full credit given, of course - just leave your own reviews below. The idea is to keep it to two or three lines, at the most. Preference given to the funny, inappropriate and possibly even slightly offensive. The bikes can be old or new, so feel free to post a review of that favorite motorcycle you had 20 years ago.

BMW K1600GT/GTL

Is this the future of big touring motorcycles? The pace things are moving at now, maybe for a year or two. Lighter than the old K1200LT, with more power, gadgets and luxury. But, it turns out, the back seat is tiny.

Triumph 800/800XC

Almost as good as the 2008 BMW 800GS on the road, and the XC is probably slightly better off-road. Both offer a great alternative to the big adventure tourers. They even look the same!

Honda Goldwing

Great...A legend...But old. Honda needs to get its ass into gear and update the most famous of all luxury tourers.

Triumph Sprint GT

Seems to disappoint. Stick to the ST.